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Ek angrez karachi aya kuch dino me yahan ki zubaan seekh gaya

Uska interview lia gaya..

Q. Ap ko KARACHUI kesa laga?
Ans: Lusy Yaar..

Q:Yahan ki life kesi lagi?
Ans: Boht phateek hain yahan..

Q. Log kese lagay?
Ans: Boht chirandi..

Q.Yahan apney kia seekha?
Ans: Maine ye seehha hai agar karachi main rehna hai to Jiye Mutahidda Kehna Hai

Kaisy Mumkin Tha Kisi Or Waseelay Se Ilaaj Faraz…

Ishq Ka Rog Tha “Abba g de Chitar paey te araam aya”

What is the height of flirting?

When ur love letter starts with “TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN”

Ab tou karachi mei pathan bhi mutahida walo ko barey fakhar se yeh kehne lagey hai FARAZ….

My Name is khan and i am not a terrorist

Larki wale:Hum abhi apni beti ki shaadi nahi karsaktey abhi larki parh rahi hai.

Larkay waley:To hamara beta kia bacha hai jo uski kitaabain phaar dega..

Boy: Maine suna hai is ghar main jin bhoot aur rohain rehti hain

Pathan: pata nahi, mujhe to khud marey huey 8 sal hogaye

Moral:Pathano ko marney k baad bhi aqal nahi ati..

Boy: Ap apni beti ki shadi mujhse ker dain main apko us k wazan k barabar sona dunga

Memon: Mujhe waqt do
Boy:Sochney k lye?

Memon: nahi beti ka wazn barhaney k lye..

Yeh Paad waad koi buri cheez nahi hai “FARAZ”
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Bas Soonghney wala khush ikhlaq hona chahiye..

Woh Kya Janay Mere Dil Pe Kya Guzri Us WAqt “FARAZ”,

Jab Us Ne Meri Taraf Dekha Or Boli.
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Excuse me Paad Apney Maara Hai ?

Pathani pilot kamyabi k baad apna jahaaz land kernay pe bohat khush hua..
Nichay utarnay pe staff ne usay hatho hath lia or airman uski wardi utarnay main help karnay lagay..
Pathan (fakhar se): Aaj main ne India k 4 jahaaz, 2 helicopter or 1 aabdoz ko mara hai..

Airman: wo sub to theek hai lekin sir G ap ne 1 galti ker di hai..
Pathan: Kon c galti?
Airman: Bas ap isi khushi ma India hi land kar gaye hain..