1 pagal dosre se22 kitne hote hainDosra pagaltumhe
1 pagal dosre se:
2+2 kitne hote hain?
Dosra pagal:
tumhe pata nahi k mujy mashrtiloom nahi ati,
Pehla:
issi liye main ne islamiyat k sawal pocha tha.
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1 Pathan darakht pe charh raha tha1 bandar ne pucha ki
1 Pathan darakht pe charh raha tha.1 bandar ne pucha kidhar khan sahab
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Khan:Aam khaney
Bandar:per darakht to seib ka hai
Pathan: Aam hum sath laya hai…
Aik larki jab 18 saaal ki hoti hai to use kis cheez ki
Aik larki jab 18 saaal ki hoti hai to use kis cheez ki zarorat hoti hai..?
nahi pata..?
Sachi nai pata.?
Main btaon?
SHANAAKHTI CARD KI….
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Ek pathan or sardar ki khob pitai hueDono birthday par
Ek pathan or sardar ki khob pitai hue.
Dono birthday party me muft ka khana khaty huay pakray gaye or kehne lagay,
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“Hum larki walo ki taraf se hain“
A TRUE LOVE STORYkisi drakht pe ik ullu baita krta tha
“A TRUE LOVE STORY“
kisi drakht pe ik ullu baita krta tha.
ek din wo drakht kat diya gaya..
drakht bht khush hua k shukar ab hum pr KOI ULLU NAI BAITHAY GA.
lakin drakht ki khushi us wakt khaq mai mil gaye jb…
us ko kat kr AP k room ki STUDY CHAIR bana diya gaya.
or
AAJ BHI US PR ULLU BAITTHA HAI.
pathandoctor sahab apko taankay laganay attay haydoct
pathan:doctor sahab apko taankay laganay attay hay?
doctor: haan attay hain kaha laganay hain?
pathan: ye lo chappal pay laga do.
1 pathan bete k sath lakryan katne jangal gaya wapsi me
1 pathan bete k sath lakryan katne jangal gaya wapsi me rasta bhol gaya
pathan ghuse se bete ko marne laga or bola kambhakt me to rasta bhol gaya hon tu to ghar ja.
aik pagalmujhe katrina ne shadi k liye haan bol di hai
aik pagal:mujhe katrina ne shadi k liye haan bol di hai.
doosra pagal: dikha di na kameeni ne auqat.main b itni asani se talaq nai deny wala.
zardari doodh waley ki dukan pe gaya our kahakuttey ke
zardari doodh waley ki dukan pe gaya our kaha:kuttey ke liye 1 kilo doodh de do
dukan wala:idhar hi peo ge ya pack kr dun.
hum bhi khud dushmane jaaN thay pehle tum magar dost
hum bhi khud dushman-e jaaN thay pehle…
tum magar dost kahaN thay pehle…
ab wahaN khaak ooratee hai khizaaN…
phool hi phool jahaaN thay pehle…
ab jo deewar bunay baithay hain…
soorat-e mooj rawaaN thay pehle…
kuch sharabee keh hein ab rah nasheeN….
ronaq-e buzm-e maghaaN thay pehle…
hum keh hein aaj ghobaar puss-e ro…
munzil hum sufraaN thay pehle…
ab kise waza-e mohabbat ka khayal…
aur hi loag yahaan thay pehle…
ab to khudh per bhi nahin zaam-e wafa…
tujh se hum shikwa kinaaN thay pehle…
bun gya kafla chaltay chaltay …
wurna tunha hi rawaan thay pehle…
dolat-e ghum tau moyashar thi Faraz…
itne muflis bhi kahaan thay pehle………