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(..EK CHOTIH SI LOVE STORY..)

ek tah larka ek tih larki,
larka tah kala larki tih gorih,
larka tah memon larki tih borih…….

soja mere bache bes yahe tih kahaani….

Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se
patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?

Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do
char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!

2 bachon ki Maa teesri dafa shadi kar rahi thi…

Nikah k wakt chota bacha ronay laga…

Maa boli: chup ho ja, warna agli dafa sath nahi laon g

Woh bheegi hui mitti zameen pe teraa naam likh jaati hai
Uss par behane wali havaa bhi geet tere gungunaati hai
Jab baarish aakar uss likhe hue naam ko mitaati hai
Tab teri yaaden phir aankhon ko namee de jaati hain

socha tha chain se sounga kabr mein
par yahan bhi teri yaad satati hein

palke to zamane se band hein
par ankhein aaj bhi tere sapne sajati hein

par soch ke e zalim teri woh bewafai
aaj bhi kabr ki mitti aansuon se bhig jati hein ..

maza barsat ka chaho
to
in aankhon me aa baitho
wo
barson me kahin barse
ye
barson se barasti hain

haathon ki laqeeron me hamesha hamara chaha nahi hota
zindagi me khone vaale ko hi zindagi se kuch hai milta
yun to zakham sabhi ko mohabbat se milte hain
par achi yaadon se jeene ka hausla kam nahi milta..

dil me apni hamesha taazgi rakhiyega
nigaahon me hauslon ki roshni rakhiyega
zindagi me to sabhi rote hain apne halaaton par
par aap kaamyaabi me bhi chehre pe saadgi rakhiyega.

Nahi shikwa koi tujhse, hume hamare haal par chhod ja
tu khushi hai,sapno ke mahal bana naye roz dekh ja

soch lena hum kabhi mile hi na the
apne armaano ke roz naye phool khila ja

main kaun hun kuch nahi ab teri zindagi me
tu naye sahil naye dost dil se bana ja

mere zameer ko nahi pasand koi bharosa dilaye
tu bhi dil khol kar jee bhar nazar se gira ja

main unme se nahi jo jhoothe vaade nibhaaun
par mujhe bhulane ka vada tu khud se kar ja

mera Allah janta hai mera gunaah kya hai
phir bhi tu har jawaab jaate jaate mujhse sun ja

na taras kha na ro bhi tu mere haal par
apni aakhon ke ashq bus mujhe thama ja

meri awaaz behis hai par ab kashish nahi isme
ise apne kaano se dil se bhoole se na laga ja

koi shikayat nahi hume,kya milega shikwe rakhke
daman maange to bhi humpe gair samajh kar hans ja

badi himmat se magar bade dil se likhe hai humne khat
zindagi tera intzaar kar rahi hai,use apna ja

mujhse kuch chahna pade tujhe Khuda na kare phir bhi
jaate jaate ek sachhe dost ki duaen nigahon me basa ja.

Kaash mere armaano par mera i‘khtiyaar hota
me bhi unke tarafdaaro me yun shumaa‘r hota

behlaata kabhi unkaa dil kabhi khud behl jaata
naa kabhi meri aankhon me ashqo kaa sailaab hota

hoti hawaaei‘n mere aur, khushboo-e-jaan ban jaata
raasto‘n kaa pathaar samajh kar naa koii thokar laga jaata

hawaas-e-ishq kaa naam miltaa aur naamwar ho jaata
gar naa ishq ki raah par mein badhawaas ho jaata!!!!!!!!

gunaah naa lazim hota naa gunh-e-gaar kehlaataa
gar mere armaano par mera i‘khtiyaar hota.