Archive for July, 2009

25 Jul

Please Note ItOnce ak admi subo ke nmaz k lieay msjd j

Please Note It:

Once ak admi subo ke nmaz k lieay msjd ja reha tha rastay main wo gira and clothes khrab ho gay wapes gar aya tyare ke and pher msjed k lieay nikel giea dosree defa b wo gira and repeat kiea os nay third time jb wo msjed ja reha that to rastay main ak admi lemp lay kar khara tha wo osay msjed tak lay giea. jb nmaz suru hoi to lamp walay na mana kar diea os admi k poschnay per lamp walay nay btya k wo SHATAN hay. SHATAN nay btaya k jb to phale defa gira tha to ALLAH nay tary guna maf kar dieay thay, jb dosree defa to tare family k guna maf kar dieay thay and mujy dar leg giea tha k ager to 3 defa gira to poray village k guna maf ho hain gay.

25 Jul

DONT LET UR PARENTS DOWN BCOZ THEY BRING YOU UP

DONT LET UR PARENTS DOWN BCOZ THEY BRING YOU UP!!!!!

25 Jul

SWEETEST EXCUSEA KID GETS ZERO IN A PAPER MOTHER ANGR

SWEETEST EXCUSE:
A KID GETS ZERO IN A PAPER. MOTHER ANGRY, SAY WAT IS THIS?
KID SAYS: TEACHER KE PASS STAR KHATAM HO GAYE THR TO MOON DE DIYA….:)

25 Jul

dil may hamaray macha kay wo halchal samnay hamaray hum

dil may hamaray macha kay wo halchal
samnay hamaray hum say bay khaber bethay hain

kia ais terhan hi kertay hain piyar
dewana bana kay hum say anjan bun kay bethay hain

25 Jul

Dil k chaman main phool khila Tum sa mujhye mehboob mil

Dil k chaman main phool khila

Tum sa mujhye mehboob mila

Ab aur KHUDA se kiya mangon

Kiya mangon

Tum ho meri chahat ka silah

Tum sa mujhye mehboob mila

Ab aur KHUDA se kiya mangon

Kiya mangon

Aankhon main khushi lahrane lagi

Mujhye tum se haya si ane lagi

Jo chaha tha main ne pa hi liya

Is dil ne tumain apna hi liya

Kabhi aanchal lahraon

Kabhi khud pe itraoun

Kaise khushi chupaoun

In aankhon se kyun na pyar karon

Kyun tum se na main ikraar karon

Dil jis ka diwana woh tum hi to ho

Jine ka bahana tum hi to ho

Aankhon main dekho to

Mere dil se poucho to

Kaise tumain bataon

Dil k chaman main phool khila

Tum sa mujhye mehboob mila

Ab aur KHUDA se kiya mangon

Kiya mangon

25 Jul

Mera MuqadarDeer Hoi Jab Main Chota Sa Ik larrka ThaaM

Mera Muqadar:

Deer Hoi Jab Main Chota Sa Ik larrka Thaa

Mujh Ko Rah Main Ik Jogi Ne Roka Thaa

Tere hath ki rekha dekhna chahta hoon

Jo mathay pe likha dekhna chahta hoon

Pehlay es ne dekha meri hatheli ko

Jaise koi bojhay kisi paheli ko

Pehlay to kuch deer mujhay wo dekhta raha

Phir us ne ik aah bhari or kehne laga

Balik yeh jo tere hath ki rekha hay

Main ne is main tera jivan dekha hay

Tera mann ik sunder nari torre gi

Aik bhee sapna tere pass na chorre gi

Roo roo k to apna hath barrhay ga

Lakin chanda tere hath na aay ga

Jay ga darwaze darwaze aas liy

Mar jay ga naddi kinare piyas liy

Balik tujh pe aisa waqat bhee aana hay

Loog kahain gay pagla hay dewana hay

Balik teri rawesh mainyeh hona hay

Too ne appni naw app dabona hay

Gham ka aiysa sath nahi dekha hay kabhi

Main aiysa hath nahi dekha hay kabhi

Dukh hi dukh tere hissay main aaya hay

Balik! Yeh too kiya likhwa ker laya hay

25 Jul

The Biggest mystry of Maths1000s of years passed mil

The Biggest mystry of Maths:
1000s of years passed , millions of theorems derived , 100s of formulae Made but still…….. ‘x‘ is unknown!!!!!!!

25 Jul

A true friend is one who Sees ur 1st tearcatches the 2n

A true friend is one who
Sees ur 1st tear
catches the 2nd
Stops the third
and when the fourth come
he
slaps you and says

“KIYON RE OVER ACTING KAR RA“

25 Jul

Memories play a very confusing role They make you la

Memories play a very confusing role…
They make you laugh when u remember the time u cried 2gather but make you cry when you remember the time you laughed togather..

25 Jul

Love VS ExamLove The hardest thing cuz u have thought

Love VS Exam

Love: The hardest thing cuz u have thoughts that u cant express

Exam: Still harder cuz u have no thoughts still u have to express…!!!